1. I not only own a Turbie Twist, I LOVE my Turbie Twist. Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about either. Its the towel made just for sticking on your hair fresh out of the shower. Before you shake your heads and walk away, think about it. One towel specifically designated for my hair. Not accidentally swiped with toothpaste or stolen by anyone else to dry off body parts that I would rather not come in contact with my head. Its just mine. And I don't have to feel like a giant bobble head with a full sized towel on my head. That's right. Yes, I'll wait while you run out and get your own. Best $2.99 I've ever spent.
2. I tried to sell my daughter on eBay last week. Then she said something sweet, so I kept her. God love her.
3. I feel the need to schedule a bus tour to the Ozarks with some old people now that I'm retired. Think they'll notice the 30 year old?
4. I don't like the LA Lakers. Boston disappointed me. And I really don't see the point in mic-ing the players... they just have to cut it all out anyway.
5. I had the best dinner last night with my bestest friend. And as a disclaimer I have to add that that was my best friend living here in Iowa with me, not that one that abandoned me for MN.... keep the peace girls. Keep the peace. I have room for both of you in my heart. Yes I do.
6. Every time I tried to write "peace' I was writing 'piece' instead.
7. I had lunch at Quizno's yesterday - in honor of my retirement and all. Then I went to Blue Mountain and our waiter was the same guy who helped me at Quizno's. And he remembered me. Busted. No, no I didn't cook today, would you like to make something of it? And the day before that, I ate out twice also.... okay fine. 3 times. I have no food in my house okay? Stop judging me! We are only home for 3 days this week and 2 of those were spent at work and the kids were gone. I feel your judgement. Therefore this seems like an awesome time to end this ridiculously long and random post.
Y'all have a great and fantastic weekend!!!
16 comments:
Laughter is a good way to start the day. =)
I also had the best time last night! Thank you SO much! You are more than a best friend, you are the person who keeps me sane! Love you!!
#2 is cracking me up!!!! haha
I love the idea of my own hair towel! Target here I come!!
I have actually seriously considered selling my kids, mostly my daughter, on EBAY. I feel so much better knowing there's another Mommy out there like me...
I'm retired, too! Somedays I would just love to fade off into the sunset without a care in the world.
Have a super weekend...
:)Erin
http://homeswheremyheartis.blogspot.com
#2 Hilarios! And I understand about #5 I have two beautiful women in my life that I love so dearly. One is in the west and the other in the east. *sigh*
Thanks for your randomness!
~blessings
Dorcas
hilarious randomness! Needed the laugh, THANKS :)
I actually laughed out LOUD at the Ebay comment. *snort, tears* that's funny! Have a great weekend! SMiles!!
You can sell your children on eBay?! :P
No judgment here - if I could eat out three times a day, I would. Cooking is overrated.
I'm so glad you joined us!!
Very good! Thanks for the laughs :)
Hilarious! I understand #2!
Eating out three times a day? Heavenly...Enjoy it!
Have a great weekend!
I do not have a turbie twist, but a special sized regular towel I use for the job. :O)
Retirement...when does that come and can I join you on the tour of the Ozarks? I don't think they'll notice they're two 30 somethings on the bus. I won't dye my hair that month, they'll just think I'm one of them.
love this...lol....Have a wonderful weekend!
You are too funny! A towel that nothing and nobody has touched... priceless! :)
Oh, I have turbie twist except I got them back when they were still a million dollars! You are funny and I can't wait until you and Bina come rolling into NY! Have a great weekend!
Blue Mountain! Love that place, girl. Hope we can meet there in "real life" sometime. How's that sound, eh?
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