So sick of myself right now~

Here was the challenge: come up with 50 things about yourself. Really? 50?? yikes. I struggled on Facebook when I had to come up with 25. But alas, I have plugged through and I am going to apologize now for the incredible boringness of this post.

1. I love God (thought I would start with something ya'll didn't know.)
2. I don't show it often enough
3. I really do hate talking about myself - what better reason to start a blog right?
4. I do love to talk (explains number 3)
5. I married my highschool sweetheart- at age 17. yikes! (no, I wasn't pregnant, just in love)
6. I love him more today than I did back then
7. I can't sing to save my life... well, I can, and I do, but it ain't pretty
8. I love to stay at home
9. I also love to go out with my family
10. and have lunch/coffee with friends.
11. My life is a sea of constant contradictions
12. I fear that by the time I am 70, I'll be that crazy cat lady who won't leave the house... only without the cats because well, cats are just dumb
13. I strongly dislike cats... very strongly.
14. I have 2 awesome kids
15. I am a pack-rat, mostly because I don't know when to throw the papers away.
16. really? this is only 16???
17. my boy was 3lbs 6oz when he was born, now at age 8 he's over 90lbs. God is Good
18. My daughter's prayers make me cry
19. I am a big cry baby
20. I am painfully shy
21. I passed 19 and 20 onto my son, sorry kid
22. I love games! Preferably board games or card games
23. Perky people frighten me
24. I believe sarcasm should be a font
25. Instead of a circle of friends, I have satellites of friends. My closest friends don't know each other more than in passing
26. I've never met one of my dearest confidants in real life... we met through me talking about me and her talking about her
27. I hate laundry
28. I love to cook
29. I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up
30. I own wooden shoes
31. I go to movies strictly for the popcorn
32. I believe that Kim is the cause of Kim's problems... not Sheree. (that's right, B)
33. I had a hysterectomy at age 28
34. I still want more kids
35. I am addicted to playing Brickbreaker on my phone anytime I have a spare minute
36. I want to be a contestant on Amazing Race... who's coming with?!
37. I really am not exciting enough for 50 things
38. I am a hair stylist... at least 2 days a week anyway
39. I love thunderstorms
40. But I am deathly afraid of tornadoes (I built my house so that I would have a place to go sleep with my kids if ever there is going to be tornadoes.)
41. Blizzards are the coolest thing ever (and I don't mean DQ)
42. I love to go fly places
43. I hate to get on a plane and actually fly
44. I told you I was contradictory
45. I would love to have a dog
46. I prefer to use humor when I don't want you to see what's really going on
47. My 6 year old daughter can crack eggs better than I can
48. I am a sinner
49. I am saved
50. I am finished!!!

If you hung in there, I again, apologize, and thank you for that! Now, go find some caffeine to perk up your life, you're looking a bit sleepy, my friend!